The Worst Excuses for Not Going to Work
10 worst excuses for not going into work:
“I have blisters from wearing new shoes on Saturday night”
"I've got a terrible migraine (also known as a hideous hangover)”
"My hamster is sick and needs to go to the vet"
“I left my work uniform on the bus”
“I lost a darts tournament last night and I am too traumatised to come in”
“A tree has fallen down onto my property and it needs to be cleared/made safe”
"My boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to single”
“There are cows in my garden so I can't get to work”
“I didn't get to bed until late so I’m too tired to come in”
“I’m having a BBQ at the weekend and need time to prepare”