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about 5 years ago by Debbie Lloyd

The Worst Excuses for Not Going to Work


10 worst excuses for not going into work:

“I have blisters from wearing new shoes on Saturday night”

"I've got a terrible migraine (also known as a hideous hangover)”

"My hamster is sick and needs to go to the vet"

“I left my work uniform on the bus”

“I lost a darts tournament last night and I am too traumatised to come in”

“A tree has fallen down onto my property and it needs to be cleared/made safe”

"My boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to single”

“There are cows in my garden so I can't get to work”

“I didn't get to bed until late so I’m too tired to come in”

“I’m having a BBQ at the weekend and need time to prepare”


Source: Business Grapevine